autographs of two project runway models. i think one of their mothers is friends with my aunt? and speaking of my aunt, i also found a bunch of books on meditation she gave me for christmas last year. one of my other aunts gave me the purpose driven life. guess which one i’m closer to?

crazybones. a bag of these has been kicking around my room for years, idk why it’s still here.

In a new segment called “Weird Shit I Found in My Closet,” this one is for people who like to wear their bad taste on a t-shirt or a hat or a tote bag or wherever it is you put an oversized campaign-style button promoting Jay Leno.