I’m clipping my articles out of newspapers to cut down on space and dear god. Remember when I had my photo in the local paper every week for two years? Of course you don’t, unless you are that anon who asked me about it one time (still creepy, btw). But just imagine an awkward looking teenager who appears to have greasy bangs and six chins, and you’ll have a pretty good idea. Thank goodness they let me retake my picture the next year.